The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXGood news, Lisa! I don't need your mother anymore. I've created ...
Homer: Good news, Lisa! I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement for her that's superior to her in almost every way!
Lisa: Dad, that's just a plant.
Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now, give her a kiss. Kiss her! (he knocks the plant out of the treehouse) Aah! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! All right, let's get our stories straight she tripped, right?
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- Characters:
- Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
- Episode:
- The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22: "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
- Show:
- The Simpsons
- Related Quotes:
- Homer Simpson Quotes, Lisa Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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