Great. Two hundred seats on a plane, and I gotta get stuck next to Yukon Jack and his dog, Kujo!

Jerry

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Jerry Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 4: "The Dog"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

(to Ellen) I must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.

Kramer

Elaine: Jerry, do you know what they do to dogs at the pound? They keep them for a week and then if no one claims them, they kill 'em.
Jerry: Really? How late are they open?