Marco: Have a cup of my coffee and you'll be feeling good as new..
Megan: No offense person I don't know, but i just got tazed.
[takes a sip]
Megan: That's not coffee, that's something god made!

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Privileged Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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