He was a good man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He never-(a man whispers something in his ear) That's a woman? Dear lord!

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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13: "Selma's Choice"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

(at Aunt Gladys' funeral, Lisa goes up to the casket)
Lisa: Goodbye Great Aunt Gladys. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better
Bart: (in a raspy voice from behind the casket) Don't worry about it
(Lisa runs away screaming; Bart laughs)

Worker: We found this one swimming naked in the pool.
Lisa: I am the lizard queen!