Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. [types] 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Stanley: That little girl is a child! I don't want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Ryan: Yes, I - Stanley: Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he's not going to help you, if you don't stop sniffing after my child!: [cut to Ryan] Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.