He's a weird man. He's like Phil except I have to pay for him.

Jay

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Character:
Jay Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 5 Episode 6: "The Help"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Pepper: My job is to give you a snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.
Cam: That's all we've ever wanted.

I don't like another woman in my house. I want to be the star.

Gloria