Hey, are you alright? No, I'm not. What's going on? One&md...
Alan: Hey, are you alright?
Charlie: No, I'm not.
Alan: What's going on?
Charlie: Alan, I have always conducted my sex life according to three simple principles: One—if at all possible, ladies first; Two—it is easier to be forgiven than ask permission; and third and most important—the ten seconds it takes to put on a condom beats the hell out of the ten years you have to pretend to like soccer.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1: "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
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