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Moe: Hey Barney, what'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Barney's Girlfriend: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Moe: Here you go!


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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?

(Apu returns to work at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work.
Customer: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.