(To the nurse in the hospital) Hey, do you remember in Terms of Endearment that scene where Shirley MacLaine is in the hospital and freaks out because they won't giver her daughter a shot? She got that from me and she toned it down a little.

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Lorelai Gilmore
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 19: "Teach Me Tonight"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Lorelai: Where are you going?
Luke: I'm going to go find Jess.
Lorelai: Yeah, well, I'll tell you one place he's not. He's not in the emergency room getting his arm plastered up!
Luke: Hey! I am sorry about Rory. You know I care more about her than I do myself. But at least you know where Rory is, and at least you know that she's okay. Now I have to go find Jess, and I have to make sure that he's okay, so if that cuts into your screaming time, then that's just too damn bad!
Lorelai: Go to hell!
Luke: Right back at ya!


"There is nothing fascinating on you palm, under your shoe, under your desk, on the floor."

Information on the blackboard at Lanes and Jess's school test