Hey dummy! Get in the car! I'm a drunk driver. Yes you are.

Karen: Hey dummy! Get in the car!
Jim: I'm a drunk driver.
Karen: Yes you are.


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Jim Halpert
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The Office Season 3 Episode 6: "Diwali"
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The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. "What is Diwali?" you may ask. Well, to have Kelly explain it, "It's, blah blah blah blah. It's so super, fun, and it's gonna be great!" Lot of gods with unpronouncable names. Twenty minutes later, you find out that it is essentially a Hindu Halloween.

Michael

Michael: Nice dress, Ryan.
Kelly: It's not a dress, it's a kurtha!
Michael: [laughing] Oh, okay.

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