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Fat Abbot: Hey, hey hey. Hey Yolonda, why you eye all black and blue and *bleep*?
Yolonda: Man Fat Abbot, My Stepdad popped me in my eye.
Fat Abbot: Stepdad? You gotta pop his ass.
Yolonda: Really?
Fat Abbot: Yeah bitch, Snatch his ass in a bear trap, have him swingin from tree so high, nobody find him for days, glock glock, know what I'm sayin. Dumb ass nigga playing *bleep* damn.
Yolonda You're right Fat Abbot, thanks.
Fat Abbot: No problem hoe, maybe later you can suck my *bleep*, bitch hoe *bleep*


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South Park Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Mr. Mackey: Young man, school is a time for learning, not for your immature skylarkings.
Stan: Skylarkings?
Mr. Mackey: You know, tomfooleries.
Stan: Who?

Sharon: What are you doing sweetheart?
Stan: Getting a cookie. We're gonna build a clubhouse and then were......
(Sharon interrupts)
Sharon: You men are all alike. First you get a cookie, then you criticize the way I dress, and then the way I cook. I suppose next you'll tell me you need your space and that I'm sabotaging your creativity. Go ahead Stanly get your god damn cookie.