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Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.

Phil

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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.

Cam

He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.

Gloria
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