Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent? Probably...

Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh Joey... omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions.


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Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Ross Geller
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Friends Season 1 Episode 4: "The One with George Stephanopoulos"
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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?
(She points to herself. They scream.)
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news...
(She shows them her engagement ring. They scream.)
Phoebe: (To Monica) Look, look, I have elbows!
(She holds up her elbows. They scream.)

Monica: Pheebs, do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla."

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