Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Jerry: Hey, Mark. A little birdie told me that you have an unpaid parking ticket.
Mark: Well that's funny because a little birdie told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
Jerry: What?
Mark: You didn't know that, huh?
Jerry: I didn't know I was adopted.


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I've established a scientifically perfect, ten-point scale of human beauty. Wendy is a 7.4, which is way too high for Tom, who is a 3.8. 10 is tennis legend Steffi Graf.

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Tom: I think cave sex is insane.
Leslie: Why?
Tom: Because of the echoes and the humidity.