Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Jerry: Hey, Mark. A little birdie told me that you have an unpaid parking ticket.
Mark: Well that's funny because a little birdie told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
Jerry: What?
Mark: You didn't know that, huh?
Jerry: I didn't know I was adopted.


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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Tom: I think cave sex is insane.
Leslie: Why?
Tom: Because of the echoes and the humidity.

And to my wife, I apologize. All I can say is, I wasn't just having sex. I was making love... to a beautiful woman. And her boyfriend. And a third person whose name I never learned. Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil.

Bill Dexhart
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