Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster

Stewie

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner

Lois: Meg, Could you please change Stewie for me?
Meg: Fine. But if a boy calls, please don't tell them I'm wrist deep in poopy