Hey, that was quick. Yeah. Like every other time Judith screwe...
Charlie: Hey, that was quick.
Alan: Yeah. Like every other time Judith screwed me.
Charlie: What happened?
Alan: What happened? I'll tell you what happened. My settlement conference turned into a drive-by colonoscopy.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21: "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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