Joey: (Joey reads Mr Heckles' book) Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Chandler: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry-cleaning.


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Characters:
Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 2 Episode 3: "The One Where Heckles Dies"
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

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Alison: Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher wanted?"
Chandler: Sure. (Thinking) My God, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it. Quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser... big head, big head, big head!