Hey, Uncle Charlie, you want to dance with me? Hey, Jake, want...
Jake: Hey, Uncle Charlie, you want to dance with me?
Charlie: Hey, Jake, want to live in a foster home?
Charlie: Don't sass me, boy. I'll take the switch to you.
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 10: "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
- Two and a Half Men
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Alan: Did you have to grovel?
Charlie: Like a leper as a kissing booth.
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Alan: What do I have to be depressed about?
Jake: You've been divorced twice, you're living on your brother's couch, and your only child is flunking tenth grade.
Alan: You're flunking tenth grade, when the hell did this happen?
Jake: Easy dude, I think you have bigger things to worry about.
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