Hey, what's your hurry? If she becomes a big TV star while you'r...
Charlie: Hey, what's your hurry? If she becomes a big TV star while you're still married, she'll have to pay you alimony.
Alan: Yeah! And if pigs start flying out of my rear end, we'll have free bacon for the rest of our lives.
Jake: I don't know if I'll eat that bacon
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 18: "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger