Hey, will I get to learn Karate? the Dane Cook of martial arts...

Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn Karate?
Archer: Karate: the Dane Cook of martial arts? No. ISIS agents use Krav Maga. We got an ex-Mossad guy who comes in on Thursdays.
Cyril: Neato.
Archer: Yeah. Tuesdays he comes in for a really rigorous spin class.


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Characters:
Sterling Archer, Cyril Figgis
Episode:
Archer Season 1 Episode 2: "Training Day"
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Archer
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Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!

Archer: Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Cyril: In your job?
Archer: Sure.

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