Hi, if any of you men want to have sex with me Come to my offic...

(Lana's voice is heard on Intercom)
Lana: Hi, if any of you men want to have sex with me (Cyril gasps) Come to my office and take a number.
(A large crowd of men appear before Lana's office. With Pam shoving her way thru.)
Pam: You heard the lady! (holds up piece of paper with number one on it) Take a number!!


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Characters:
Lana Kane, Pam
Episode:
Archer Season 1 Episode 10: "Dial M for Mother"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Malory: This is why I can't have nice things
Archer: Why, because you shoot them?

Sterling Archer: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? (throws glass tumbler into decanter)
Malory Archer: I must be, because it looks like you just destroyed my Steuben bar set.
Sterling Archer: Well you just destroyed my innocence!
Malory Archer: Oh Please! That Brazilian au pair did that when you were thirteen.
Sterling Archer: Twelve.

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