Turk: Hold up! When Carla and I came home yesterday, we heard something. Did you two hook up in J.D.'s room?
Dan: A friend wouldn't ask and a gentleman wouldn't tell.
Turk: Did you?
Dan: Twice! But we didn't go under the sheets out of respect.
J.D.: How thoughtful!


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7: "My Common Enemy"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Dr. Cox: I hate you, Bob.
Dr. Kelso: Same times a thousand, big guy.

Dan: Well, goodnight, little bro.
J.D.: Oh, goodnight, Dan. Sleep tight. There's a bus schedule underneath your pillow.