Homer, you smell like Chicago. Did you fly there in a commercial...
Marge: Homer, you smell like Chicago. Did you fly there in a commercial airline?
Homer: No way. Commercial is for losers and terrorists. I flew in a private plane.
Marge: Wow, is it much different from normal plane?
Homer: Please, tell me you're joking. It's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 1: "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
- Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
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