How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day? I don't know. Yo...

Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Chandler: Oh man, in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush.


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Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing
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Friends Season 1 Episode 14: "The One with the Candy Hearts"
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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.

Kristin: (About Carol and Susan) Who are they?
Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend.
Kristin: You mean they're lovers.
Ross: If you wanna put a label on it.

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