How come it's a secret that dad is on a date? Eh, it's not a s...
Jake: How come it's a secret that dad is on a date?
Charlie: Eh, it's not a secret, it's just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know
Jake: How come?
Charlie: Because we love them and want to protect them. A clueless woman is a happy woman
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 22: "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger