Waiter: How do you want that cooked?
Leslie: Medium roar.
Waiter: Medium rare?
Leslie: No. Medium roar.
Waiter: For legal reasons we're not allowed to make puns about the temperature of the meats anymore.


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Leslie Knope
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11: "Tom's Divorce"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.

Ron

They put a popcorn machine up there just to brighten things up, but they used the wrong kind of oil and a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.

Leslie