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How ya doin' there, Big Guy? You holdin' up okay? You wanna sooda? ...Ah, screw it, I tried

Stewie

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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

You know, since money's getting tight, I was gonna suggest that we eat the kids. You know, jokingly at first, but then I was gonna gauge your reaction and if you were cool with it, we would go from there, but this is a much better idea

Peter

Peter: Are you training to be a jouster too?
Mort: Yes. I'm trying to overcome my terrible fear of swords. A man in a pirate costume stabbed me in the ear when I was nine, and again when I was thirty!