How'd a pull up like you get a great card like that? My not-de...

Bart: How'd a pull up like you get a great card like that?
Ralph: My not-dead grandma sent it from Tokyo.
Bart: Ralph, I will play you for that card.
Ralph: Okay, but if I win, you'll have to teach me how to play this game


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Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 18: "Chief of Hearts"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 18 Quotes

Homer: Community service? But that's work! What about jail?
Judge: Community service!
Homer: No, I want to go to jail. Free food, tear drop tattoos, library books that come to you. I'll serve anything but the community!

Bart: I don't even remember if Dylan is a boy or girl.
Marge: Of course, you do. Dylan is a ... let me check the invitation, fish theme, that tells me nothing!

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