How's Diane? Diane is ancient history. When I met her at Eas...
Rory: How's Diane?
Christopher: Diane is ancient history.
Rory: When I met her at Easter, you said she could be the one.
Christopher: The one to be gone by Memorial Day.
Rory: You're worse than Mom.
Lorelai: Low blow!
Christopher: Can't keep a feller happy?
Lorelai: Oh, I keep them happy. I keep them very happy.
Rory: Okay, now, don't get gross.
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- Characters:
- Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, Christopher Hayden
- Episode:
- Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 15: "Christopher Returns"
- Show:
- Gilmore Girls
- Related Quotes:
- Lorelai Gilmore Quotes, Rory Gilmore Quotes, Christopher Hayden Quotes, Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes, Gilmore Girls Quotes
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