I am a journalist! What? Journalist? You're the little fluff-p...
Robin: I am a journalist!
Barney: What? Journalist? You're the little fluff-pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys, that's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper
- Robin Scherbatsky, Barney Stinson
- How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 4: "Return of the Shirt"
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Robin: So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's 100. Step into my web
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