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Two-and-a-half-men

I can't believe I missed out on a sure thing because I was sitting on the can, listening to you not take a crap!

Charlie

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Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes, Charlie Harper Quotes
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

Jake: Are you crazy?
Rose: There's several schools of thought on that

Plato and Aristotle said that no matter how many times you shaked it, the last drop always falls in the pants

Alan
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