I choose Dr. Dorian. Oh my God! Oh my God! I don't even belie...

Mrs. Wilk: I choose Dr. Dorian.
J.D.: (Starts freaking out) Oh my God! Oh my God! I don't even believe it! I don't believe it lieve it lieve it! Who hoo hoo hoo hoo! Yes! I'm shaking! Look at this. It's crazy talk!
Mrs. Wilk: He played Hearts with me all night.
Dr. Cox leaves
Mrs. Wilk: You're a very strange young man, aren't you?
J.D.: I was a preemie.


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 6: "My Missed Perception"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Never make assumptions based on your own perceptions. Just... never do it.
J.D.: Really? You've been spending a lot of time treating my guy, Mr. Jenkins, right?
Dr. Cox: Yeah, he's a Vietnam veteran, he deserves as much.
J.D.: Yeah, actually, he's just a homeless guy. I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys! But, what're you gonna do?
(Cox starts flashing his "warning light.")
J.D.: Oh, come on! You've gotten me like a hundred times. I finally got ya once! It was bound to happen, right?
Dr. Cox: I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.

Carla: How did you get all these people to come down here?
Janitor: Fear.

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