Modern Family

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
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I could be a chump, do the usual, give the money back to the casino. Or I could do something for myself and get something from the casino store.

Jay

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.

Gloria

That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.

Phil