I could never do those things.

George: (working on a crossword) What's a three letter word for candy?Jerry: I could never do those things.


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Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 14: "The Pez Dispenser"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand.

George

Jerry: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Elaine: Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.
Jerry: Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed.

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