I didn't know Cletus was your dad! She had a regular city birt...

Bart: (to Mary) I didn't know Cletus was your dad!
Cletus: She had a regular city birth, in a gas station.


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Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17: "Apocalypse Cow"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 Quotes

(to Lou) I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are. I still love you. The way Barry Bonds' kids probably still love him.

Bart

Cletus: We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her "Mary." We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail?
Stabbed In Jail: (whittling a stick) We'll see who stabs who.

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