I don't even know a mother fucker's real name. I just call him Alfred and he snaps right to it.

Samurai

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Character:
Hank Moody
Episode:
Californication Season 5 Episode 1: "JFK to LAX"
Show:
Californication
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Californication Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!

I enjoy the casual nature of things.

Hank