I don't know how to tell you this, but your bangs are dripping d...
Charlie: I don't know how to tell you this, but your bangs are dripping down your face.
Alan: Little lesson for you. There's two things you never wanted to buy on the cheap: canned hair and condoms.
Charlie: I'm assuming it never got to condoms.
Alan: No, it did not. Once my hair started dripping on her chicken marsala the evening was pretty well shot.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9: "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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