I don't know what's going on, man. I'm just all jammed up inside. Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all of my god-given talents. Including the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or throw a f*cking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants. Sometimes I just don't even know which one hurts the most. I'm ashamed of myself.

Kenny Powers

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Kenny Powers
Episode:
Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 4: "Chapter 4"
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Eastbound & Down
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Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Stevie: Terrence, I don't teach you how to principal I don't think you should tell me how to teach band.
Terrence: You clearly don't understand the employer-employee relationship.
Stevie: Uh, I'm starting to and I don't like it.

(To his hired date) I said put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper in that.

Kenny