Parks and Recreation

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I don't like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don't like people celebrating, because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.

Ron

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Fixed her "deviated septum" and lost 35 pounds. And lost something else... what was it again? Oh yeah, her soul.

Leslie

Ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is. He's even had it redacted on all government documents.

Leslie