I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

Michael

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The Office Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

Phyllis
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