I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

Michael

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Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Michael

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.