I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

Michael

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The Office Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael