Bart: I dreamt it was the last day of school!
Homer: Well it is!
Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream too?
(Homer punches Bart)
Bart: Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional!


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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

Marge: Lisa, watch out for poison ivy. Remember, leaves of three, let it be.
Homer: Leaves of four, eat some more! (Laughs)

Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?
Homer: Sure do. When you're eighteen, you're out the door!