Jess: I got laid off.
Winston: What!?
Nick: Are you serious?
Schmidt: Obama...


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New Girl Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Sure, I could get a girl drunk and topless with only some crushed ice, a hollowed out papaya, and two fingers of rum. But then I grew up, and now I only want to make a drink that a coal miner would want. Straightforward, honest. Something that says, "I work in a hole".

Nick

I panicked and I grabbed the hat. I should have grabbed the yoyo or the slap bracelet and now all I have is this stupid hat.

Jess