I gotta run...[stops] but not with scissors, that would be unsafe.

Sheldon

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Sheldon Cooper
Episode:
The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 18: "The Werewolf Transformation"
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The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

Penny: I use to cut my brother's hair. I could do it for you
Sheldon: I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk, but here in town we don't churn our own butter, we don't make dresses from gunny sacks, and sure-as-shootin don't get our hair cut by bottle blon..
Leonard: Sheldon be nice!

To paraphrase T.S. Elliot, this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a nephew.

Sheldon