I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after ...

I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and burned itself. Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense.

Phil

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Phil Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 10: "Undeck the Halls"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Claire [to kids]: Which one of you was smoking?
Phil: Not me, I have a respiratory problem.
Claire: Obviously, not you.

Phil: Where's mom?
Phil's Dad: Mom is sinking fast.... she's in the bath tub.

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