Stan: I had no idea dogs made milk. Do it again.
Cartman: Dumbass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours. It doesn't work if you beat off the dog again right away.


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Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
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South Park Season 5 Episode 7: "Proper Condom Use"
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South Park
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South Park Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

Ms. Choksondick: Here's a little picture of Herpes...
(She shows the picture and the girls scream.)
Ms. Choksondick: And here's a little Syphilis for you...
(She shows another picture and the girls scream again.)
Ms. Choksondick: That's right; unless you get your boyfriends to wear condums, you can AND will get these diseases!

Penis or vagina! Right, oral sex. Mmkay.

Mr. Mackey