I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.

Chris

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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.

School is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?

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