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Tom: I have two questions for you. One, are you ready for the investment opportunity of a lifetime? And two, do any of you have pacemakers or a history of epilepsy?
Jerry: Yes. Both.
Tom: Anybody? No? Alright.


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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?

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