I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the i...

I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.

Jack

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Character:
Jack Donaghy
Episode:
30 Rock Season 3 Episode 11: "St. Valentine's Day"
Show:
30 Rock
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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.

How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!

Elisa
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