Peter: (Drunk) Wow Strange Lady, you're so sexy. I should marry you tomorrow instead of that pain in the ass Lois. Lois: Peter it's me. Peter: You know what screw it. I'm so gunna cheat on Lois right now and I don't care if she finds out. Lois: Peter I... Peter: Hey do you have a condom? Eh never mind, I have this Milky way wrapper.
Lois: How was your physical, Peter? Peter: Good. Good. Good, yeah. Too good, as a matter of fact. Ya know what the doctor said? The doctor said I was too healthy. Too good of shape. Don't even know how, too good of shape. Lois: You didn't go to your physical, did you? Peter: Er, I did not.