I need ham. No ham. We got a shipment of ham yesterday! No...
Jess: I need ham.
Ceaser: No ham.
Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday!
Ceaser: No ham.
Jess: Ceasar, there is a lady over there that has been saying she wants ham for the last twenty minutes and if I go back there empty-handed, there is a fifty-fifty chance that she will eat me!
Ceaser: No ham!
Jess: Then sew some bacon together because that woman is getting ham!
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- Character:
- Jess Mariano
- Episode:
- Gilmore Girls Season 3 Episode 20: "Say Goodnight, Gracie"
- Show:
- Gilmore Girls
- Related Quotes:
- Jess Mariano Quotes, Gilmore Girls Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes, Gilmore Girls Quotes
- Added by:
- Jackie Adams
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